Odd jobs in a tired old four-door with a real manual
SHITBOX
A tired 1993 four-door with a real five-speed and 41 cars to keep running. Take odd jobs, tune cars through three upgrade stages per family, or join friends for online free drive, street takeovers and police pursuits. Five cinematic views, including roadside, helicopter, wheel and drift cameras. Play as Retardio Cousin Classic #85 in the career or pick a crew driver online. Keyboard or controller.
Fan game: survive the horde in the SankoQuest world
SankoSurvivors
A fan game made for the Sanko community, with the SankoQuest team’s permission. Survive fifteen minutes in Greentown, on SankoQuest’s own map, against monsters from its bestiary while your weapons attack on their own. Eight weapons level up through SankoQuest’s tiers and evolve with the right item; four bosses lead up to the Dragon. Reward caskets hold real SankoQuest gear you keep and wear between runs, and there are quests, a leaderboard for each map and new maps to open as you clear them. Keyboard, controller or touch.
They took the bag. Follow the crew from a rainy night through a rave and up to Madame Pockit, told in rhyming noir comic panels. The first two chapters play start to finish; chapter two's art and voices are still in progress. Dual pistols, shotguns, a sniper, a kill cam, time slowed down, and #4764's katana that blocks bullets and sends them back. Hold the frag button to see where it lands, let go to throw. Keyboard and mouse or a controller.
They took the bag. They went back for it. The harder cut of RadPayne, with only the Retardio boys #555, #85 and #2214 to play: the same rainy night in rhyming noir comic panels, but the gang aim better, react faster, hit harder and come three at a time, and the bosses take more to put down. Keyboard and mouse or a controller.
Radbros vs Radbros, 4v4 or 5v5 online with quick play, bots filling any empty seats. Team Deathmatch in a sun-bleached cul-de-sac: first team to 50. Six Radbros and three Retardios, a gun picked at every spawn, frags you hold to see where they land. Keyboard and mouse (remap any key, side buttons too) or a controller.
Radbros vs Radbros, 2v2 online (quick play or a friend's room) or up to 5 a side with bots. Plant the bomb or defuse it in a desert bazaar, a round at a time. Six Radbros and three Retardios, a gun picked each round, frags you hold to see where they land. Keyboard and mouse (remap any key, side buttons too) or a controller.
Radbros vs the dead: board up the windows, buy doors and guns, and see how many rounds you last. Four maps: a derelict picture palace; nine rooms on one loop with power, perks, traps and secrets; a sandbagged bunker with a crash-site yard and cellar; and Radcension, a launch base that starts black and white until you find the power. Each map has its own leaderboard and a way out at first light for anyone who lasts. Solo, with bots, up to four online (quick play or a room code), or two on split screen with two controllers. Keyboard and mouse or a controller.
The same zombies game, all three maps and everything in them, played as the Retardios. Retardio Cousin Classic #85 leads, solo with a bot teammate, two on split screen or in an online room; Retardio Cousin #555 and Retardio Cousin Classic #2214 join as the third and fourth players online. Its own leaderboards and its own online rooms. Keyboard and mouse or a controller.
A platform fighter with the crew on a wet neon rooftop. Up to four on one screen, any mix of keyboards, controllers and CPUs. Damage percent and stocks, launches off the edge, ledges, shields and dodges. #4764 with a katana, #85 with his fists, #723 with a revolver and a lasso, #652, red-haired #2214, yellow-haired #3704 with a launcher and green-haired #3710 with fan gusts. Training has an input display.
The first fighter: one on one on a rain-wet rooftop, drawn like an anime fighter. #4764 with the katana and a slash he can throw, #85 up close with a command grab, and red-haired #2214. Six buttons, chains, launchers and air combos, supers, best of three, a CPU on three levels and training with frame data. Keyboard or controller.
Swing the neon rooftops on webs: play best-of-three TAG with a friend or bots, or chase down the Radbro who swiped your bag in 90 seconds. Pick from the main four, cowboy #723, ghost #2564 or the three Retardios. Runs in the browser, keyboard or controller, nothing to install.
Notes fall, you hit them on the line, and the crew plays behind the lanes on a real stage. Eight original songs, from lo-fi and jungle to guitar rock, shoegaze and an 8-bit level theme, charted on the beat from Easy to Expert, in four lanes or seven, or two thumbs on a phone. Mods, practice loops for the hard parts, bests and a few achievements. Keyboard, controller or touch.
Survival romp, the crew against a cute monster horde
RADBONK
Fifteen minutes on a bright hilltop against a horde of cute monsters. Pick a Radbro or Retardio, keep moving, grab the gems and stack your weapons until they evolve. A new map every run, three bosses, chill music that picks up as it gets wild.
A medieval RPG in 3D. A lantern-lit village at dusk, a road out through the hills, ruins to clear and villagers with work for a traveller. Quests, gear, and the crew along for the trip. Keyboard or controller.
A block world to dig into and build on. Mine, craft, farm and put a roof up before the sun goes down. Alone or with friends on one world. Keyboard or controller.
Four of the crew at the gate of an old flooded city: a knight, a rogue, a ranger and a mage, a die rolled on every swing, loot to split and a long way in. Keyboard or controller.
The main four: #4764, #652, yellow-haired #3704 and green-haired #3710. With Retardio Cousin #555 and his Miata, Retardio Cousin Classic #85 and his cousin #268, red-haired Retardio Cousin Classic #2214, truck guy #723 and rare ghost #2564. All ten built in 3D, rigged and animated.
652
Radbro
Radbro #652
Brown mop, big blue eyes, the Nobody sweatshirt. Rigged and animated.
Retardio Cousin Classic: the original artist’s true-to-the-original relaunch. Long black hair, face paint, NEED MONEY FOR PORSCHE tee. Rigged and animated.
> retardio85-3d-model.zip[ OK ] 20 MB, rigged and animated
My own Retardio, built on the Radbro rig. Free to use under the Viral Public License (opens in a new tab), like the Radbros: use him, remix him, put him in your game.
> retardio268-3d-model.zip[ OK ] 31 MB, rigged and animated
My own Retardio, built on the Radbro rig. Free to use under the Viral Public License (opens in a new tab), like the Radbros: use him, remix him, put him in your game.
> retardio2214-3d-model.zip[ OK ] 31 MB, rigged and animated
My own Retardio, built on the Radbro rig. Free to use under the Viral Public License (opens in a new tab), like the Radbros: use him, remix him, put him in your game.
The original Retardio Cousins, now part of Candy Labs: programmable NFTs with swappable traits. Long brown hair, heart blush, BRITISH FOOD tee, and a red Miata. Rigged and animated.
> retardio555-3d-model.zip[ OK ] 21 MB, rigged and animated
My own Retardio, built on the Radbro rig. Free to use under the Viral Public License (opens in a new tab), like the Radbros: use him, remix him, put him in your game.
Chak appears as an NPC in RadQuest (Rad Hamlet), RADBONK, SHITBOX, RadZombies and ZombieTardio, and is playable as CHUD in World of Radcraft. Download his rigged and animated 3D model for your own projects.
Original SHITBOX art: the intro comic, the crew’s story paintings, made-up licence plates and bumper stickers, loading screens, HUD icons and painted world maps.
45 released SHITBOX road vehicles as individual stock GLB models, including the newer cars, vans, pickups and buses. CARS.csv maps the real and in-game names; the README preserves source credits, licence terms and exclusions.
play.solscape.funMy open-source, copyright-free rev254 private server, on Solana
My open-source, copyright-free rev254 private server, on Solana
Solscape
An open-source, copyright-free rev254 private server with a Solana twist. Create an account, train skills, take on quests and explore with other players.
sassysol.lolSassy the Sasquatch: a chill 3D camping game and fan site
Sassy the Sasquatch: a chill 3D camping game and fan site
Sassy
Sassy Camp is a chill 3D camping game: fire, fishing, canoe, hammock, garden, skate park, guitar and stargazing. There is a meme maker too. Free in the browser, keyboard, touch or controller.
